It's a good job we have a mattress in the garage.
Younger Son is using Betty Beetle to go to work so this morning, as I was going to shiatsu, I had to move Betty to get Alfie Porsche out of the garage. Betty's reverse gear is on the left; Alfie's is on the right. I started Alfie and drove forward straight into the mattress.
It should be compulsory for all cars to have gears in the same place.
I probably shouldn't have cut my fringe either. Not without my glasses on at least.