Flaws and wayward women

Set to packing up my printer to send for repair. First line of instructions:

1. Print your attached order summary and include it in the box with your product(s).

Do you see the flaw?

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I'm also doing the church newsletter. Recently I've been including advice from the Book of Proverbs each week. I've reached chapter 5.

"Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman?"

Or, "A loving doe, a graceful deer – may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love." 

It's all about avoiding adultery. I've skipped on to chapter 6. While the church is getting used to my sense of humour, that might be pushing it too far.

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We've made the decision to close Rough Edges. I say 'we'; I mean Sean and I. There's a distinct lack of trustees at the moment.

It's partly down to not making enough to earn its keep, but also a shortage of reliable volunteers. Our managers, Kathryn and Richard, have been wonderful but they're both in their 70s, and have lots of other commitments, and it's not fair on them. 

So I'm off there now to take more photos to try and attract buyers. And it looks as though the sun is coming out, hooray! While one news report says we're heading for a summer of heatwaves, the weather forecast gives us rain for the next two weeks. We'll have to wait and see who is right.

Maybe I'll get a chance to rub down and plant my giant teacup. To go with my normal-sized teapots.