According to posts on facebook if I:
suck ashwagandha gummies, I'll be calm;
take bloatburn, it will flatten my stomach;
take hormone harmony, I'll reduce my cortisol levels;
take a magnesium supplement, I'll sleep like a baby;
do tai chi walking, I won't recognise myself.
I could also try a fatty liver detox, or hypnosis and a water fast.
But my favourite is: Your body is not old. Your fascia is blocking your lymph flow.
Excuse me, I've got to go and unblock my fascia.
10 comments:
Wait, to me a fascia is the board over a shop window with the name and trade on it. How does this work?
Clearly Facebook has ALL the answers, lol.
That's what I think too!
Well, I tried the magnesium and that made me sick so . . .
I suppose if I kept taking it and being sick I would get a flatter tummy.
Times are so unscrupulous.
That's why I take all the social media ads with a big grain of salt.
Funny I was looking up lymphatic drainage this morning and why all the buzz all of a sudden.it is a crazy world
Cathy
Too bad I didn't know all of this before I got old, fat and out of shape.
lolol. Great ending. You're funny.
Post a Comment