Daughter bought me a box of Maltesers as a thank you. I said, 'Oh no, I'm on a diet!' But then I decided that the pleasure I get from a box of Maltesers far exceeds the calorie count.
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Driving home today I passed a van with fancy lettering on the side advertising Puss Free Catering.
'Puss Free? Puss Free?'
It took about 5 miles and a lot of brow furrowing before I worked out that it must have said Fuss Free. Then again some of these West Country folk do have strange ways ...
Lorne brought home a small bag of white and dark chocolate covered fruit/nuts but when I went to have a few, he muttered "Don't eat them all now! They're treats!" HUH!!! Have another beer, Lorne! :(
ReplyDeleteWe have strange ways?
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'Puss Free Catering' Hahahahaha!!! That's funny! I was thinking, maybe it's like selling something and advertising that it's from a 'Smoke Free' environment! ROFL!!
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed your maltesers. Everyone needs to relax the diet a little bit from time to time.
Remember the ads? 'Maltesers! The sweet with the less-fattening centre' From the days of truly misleading advertising, of course. ;)
One rule for them and another for us, eh, leslie?!
ReplyDeleteWarbling Sid at it again, is he, DD?
Misleading ads, jay? never. The whole and complete truth.