There was an article in the Times* about the new 'Brexit' argument i.e. the nation is divided again. This time it's between walkers and joggers/cyclists.
I think I mentioned before my frustration with people (joggers/cyclists) not keeping their distance on our daily walks but today I have come up with a revolutionary new design to prevent and protect.
I've done the hard work designing it; all I need now is an engineer to work out the weight balance aspects and to build it and we could be millionaires by the end of this lockdown.
(Also by the end of this lockdown I could be licking Marmite directly from the jar. I started spreading it thinly on my crispbread; two weeks later I'm dolloping it on.)
I had to pick up prescriptions yesterday. as I was driving out of the surgery car park another car was pulling it. I dutifully pulled over to allow the required 2 metres. Better safe than sorry.
Then I had to join the queue outside the chemist. I was number fifteen in the queue. I hadn't anticipated such a long wait so to pass the time I did calf raises and a merry little heel toe jig. These proved to be doubly useful: they kept me warm and encouraged others to step away from me.