Do you know your Pinterest from your Instagram?

Trying to be more business-like about my writing and self-promoting I am following hints from 'experts' You know the sort of thing. Fifty top tips to increase your followers. Writing a headline that grabs. Pinterest pins for maximum pinning. 

All begin with the words, 'It's simple to ...'

They lie. They don't tell you you need a first class honours degree in Geekness and a PhD in Nerdiness in order to understand their language.

As an ex civil servant when I see SEO I instantly think of Senior Executive Officer. Apparently in today's world it means something to do with search engines. Which in turn are something to do with making your blog/website more popular. Don't ask me to be more specific.

I am currently tackling Pinterest. Tomorrow I take on Instagram. The next day the world will be mine.

P.S. You can find me - or rather the other me, the, ahem, professional me - on Pinterest here.
P.P.S. I'm also on it as the real me but don't ask me where that is.