Today I am grateful for a clean bathroom. I would be more grateful if there were a bathroom fairy of course.
I've had it on my to-do list for a length of time so long I would be embarrassed to tell you. But life kept getting in the way.
'Would you like to come ...?'
'You don't know where yet.'
'That's okay, anything's better than cleaning.'
But tonight I can sleep happy in the knowledge that my toilet is sweet smelling, the sink is sparkling, God's in his heaven and all's right with the world. (Except for the obvious things like Brexit and Trump and trafficking and ...)