That woman I mentioned yesterday? She was wearing another pair of high heels tonight. And pair of platform heels this morning. I shall continue to keep count. I am fascinated.
Meanwhile my navigation skills have been criticised. I am, despite what you might think, a very good navigator. As long as the map is facing the same direction as we are travelling, I am not distracted by pretty scenery and Husband doesn't suddenly ask me which direction to take. (That panicks me and I say, 'Yes,' to whatever he says next. Which is why, incidentally, we took two wrong turns today. His fault really.)
I do sometimes wonder if I have become invisible. Have I reached that stage of life? I was talking to Husband about it and he said that he quite often turns around and I have disappeared. He suggested I should use it to my advantage.
'You mean next time a man tries to walk through me I should practise my ninja skills on him? A quick yeehaaa kapow bang? (Here you have to visualise me demonstrating said skills.)'
''Something like that,' he said.