I returned from the buffet table at breakfast to find Husband had changed into an elderly white-haired man. Now i know what you're thinking: she went to the wrong table. But I didn't. I am well aware of the potential danger and if not quite laying a trail of breadcrumbs pretty close to it.
No, the waiters had been especially efficient and cleared our table so another couple could sit down.
Anyway this evening we sat at the same table as last night and the same family came and sat next to us. The woman in the group has brought at least two pairs of posh high-heeled shoes on holiday with her. Two pairs! I don't even own one pair let alone take them on holiday with me.
Yesterday I was thankful for a safe and comfortable flight to Tenerife. Today I am thankful that I have lost the extra weight I had put on and feel confident wearing my bathing suit.