If I've learned anything from watching television, in particular law drama, Suits, it's that if you wear a tight enough dress and high enough heels you can march in anywhere and demand what you like.
I explained this to Husband when I told him how much compensation I thought we should claim for the problems we're having with Uncle's flat. He thought I'd be laughed out of court but I pointed out that if you're determined enough - and you have something with which to blackmail the company - you'll be the one laughing.
On reflection though I may be lacking something: a pert sticky-out bottom. Mine is more on the droopy side.
Okay, back-up plan, Husband goes as Harvey Specter.