'He walked straight past me again. Didn't say a word.'
I was grumbling to Husband about someone who keeps ignoring me.
'Did you speak to him?' Husband asked.
'No, but that's not the point.'
I sulked for a few minutes then thought about Husband's words.
'Okay, next time I'll make a point of chatting to him nicely.'
I smirked. 'That'll really screw with his head.'
* * * * * * *
The phone rang and I answered it. 'Hello ... yes this is Lynne.'
Husband looked up at me, obviously surprised to find that his wife had changed her name.
I continued the conversation and after I'd put the phone down he said, 'Lynne?'
I shrugged. 'She thinks it's my name and it's a bit late now to tell her otherwise.'
P.S. This doesn't make me a bad Christian. Just an idiot.