On our walk yesterday I said, 'Oh look, there's a bunny rabbit in the field.'
'Ah yes,' said Husband, 'you can see his ears sticking up.'
Then the bunny moved and it was a cat. (We'd mistaken its tail for ears.)
At least it wasn't just me.
This morning, while I was walking, Husband drove across town to get a new battery for Alfie Porsche. He came back and found he'd bought the wrong one.
I made tea singing, ' It's Tea for Twits.'
Husband looked at me blankly.
'You know that song,' I said. 'it's um ... ooh I can hear it but I can't hear the words.'
Husband shook his head wearily.
He's gone back across town now to change the battery and I've just remembered, 'It's cool for cats!'