Which is what I suspect I called my post about the Wales Air Show last year.
Now I know what I want to be when I grow up: a Red Arrows pilot! I can make the noises YEEAAWWW and steer so I'm sure I'd easily make the grade.
And Husband has spent a large part of today explaining to me how different sorts of aeroplanes work.
'You mean there are different sorts of aeroplanes?'
'Turbo and jet (and probably others he mentioned but I might have stopped listening).'
'So where do you think the engine is on the plane?'
'In that little pointy bit at the front, in front of the driver?'
Now I know that's not the case I shall be applying to the Red Arrows next time I see their recruiting stand.
The Battle of Britain Memorial fly past of the Lancaster (the big one), Hurricane and Spitfire wasn't quite as impressive but they did sound just like they do in the war films.