So last night instead of switching it off I sent the computer to sleep; this morning it wouldn't wake up.
I said to Husband, 'Can we take it to the puta doctor?'
He said, 'No.'
'I want to fix it.'
'How are you going to do that?'
'I'm going to lie it on its side.'
It's hard to believe that Husband spent all his working life in IT. The last 2 years of retirement have obviously taken their toll.
P.S. It woke up when Husband spoke nicely to it.