Yes, I know that sounds unlikely but it's true. Husband met an old friend of mine in the woods and she has a friend whose husband has Alzheimer's. They used to have a retriever and she was looking for one to borrow on occasion to cheer up her husband. Husband said, yes, of course, and said to give them our number.
Meanwhile George and friend's dog were taking it in turns to hump each other.
'Borrow him? She can keep him.'