Thursday, June 02, 2011

Have you been?

I went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, Doctor, I've got a lump in my neck.'
He said, 'Are you constipated?'

Obviously from the Welsh Mams' School of Medicine: 'Have you been today?'

It reminded me of another time I went to the doctor. I said, 'Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting headaches.'
He said, 'Jump up on the couch; I need to do an internal examination.'

2 comments:

katney said...

Did he eventually get to your neck?

I wondered the other day when the GI doc wanted to listen to hubby's heart and lungs. They had, indeed, been listened to earlier in the day by others.

Liz said...

I suppose they have their reasons, katney. And yes he did.