So for two weeks I've been yelling at the disc drive - 'you stupid disc drive!' - because it wasn't showing up and just wasn't working properly. In the end I took it home so I could check it on my computer.
I plugged it into my puta this morning and again it didn't show up. I tried a different connecting wire but still had no success. I said to Husband, 'Will you have a look on the internet and see what the best deal is so I can buy a new one?'
He was busy looking at my disc drive.
'Did you hear me?' I said.
'Shouldn't it be plugged in?' he said.
'It is plugged in.'
'Not to the computer, to a power source.'
'No, it doesn't need that.'
'How does it work then?'
'It just ... works.'
Or not if it's not plugged in.
I give blondes a good name.