So how come I've lost 2 lbs and got Slimmer of the Week?!
It's beyond me. I can only assume it's the fact that I've hardly sat down at all for the last two weeks.
Taking this to its logical conclusion by the time Christmas has been and gone I should be waif-like.
I'm celebrating by eating fry-up for lunch. With cheese. Real cheese not Laughing Cow Extra Light.