What we did this afternoon

We went to Goonland. And watched a passing snail.

Pwll Du was deserted apart from a yoga-practising gnome - or so I thought.

'Husband,' I hissed, 'there are people over there.'

'I know.'

'Why didn't you tell me?'

'I did.'

'Have I done anything embarrassing?'

'You fell on your bum.'

'That's not embarrassing; that's normal.'