Saturday, March 28, 2009

What's afoot?

In Sainsburys this afternoon I wandered around the men's clothes section. They had shirts, trousers, jeans, ties, jumpers, pjs, boxers, slippers, shoes, everything ... except socks. I went to the Customer Service desk.

'I'm probably being very dense but where are the men's socks?'
'Pharmacy.'
'Oh, yes, of course they are ...'