Alun just snorted.
But it's what we say in the office. 'Janet's coming. Look busy.' And it's the same with those little wristbands that used to be popular. You know the ones? You could get Make Poverty History and Breast Cancer ones, and all sorts. For Christians there was one with the letters WWJD, meaning What Would Jesus do? We always say, 'What would Janet do?'
I can't help thinking the Jesus on the card is a little cross-eyed though.
The card is from Paperchase, by the way.