When I said people didn't reply to my emails I meant editors and publishers, not friends! So please don't think I'm getting at anyone!
Anyway, I got a t-towel with my cheese. The trouble is it's black. (Collier = miner = black) How can you dry dishes on a black cloth? It's just not natural.
It's like Lenor's new black fabric conditioner. Has anyone bought it? Would you add a black liquid to your washing?