Mum said I should tell you that I'm going on holiday!
I don't actually know what that means but mum says I will have a big field to play in, lots of dogs to talk to and nice ladies who will look after me. That sounds fun. I don't know what mum will be doing while I am having fun though. I expect she will be doing something boring.
Mum told me that I mustn't try to escape when I am on my holidays or the monsters will get me. But she tells me that every day before I go in the garden and I haven't seen any. I think my mum is imagining monsters. She does say some silly things.
I have to go now but I will be back soon and I can tell you all about my holidays. Woof woof!