You remember that broken hoover? the one that prevented me cleaning last week? Well, at the weekend I said to Husband, 'Can you fix my hoover, please?'
'What's the matter with it?'
'It just stopped.'
So he plugged it in and switched it on and, yes, it started straightaway. 'How did you do that?' I asked.
'I just switched it on and it started.'
For the last two days I've been grumbling at my hair straighteners because they wouldn't work. Today I discovered they have an On/Off switch.
I am just not made for this technological world.