Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Two points on a big bosom theme

One advantage of a cleavage is that you always have somewhere to keep a tissue. One disadvantage is perhaps less obvious.
Jules, our circuit trainer, is grooming us to be the perfect fighting creatures he'll need in his army to take over the world. We've got the fighting stance; we're practising ducking and bobbing; our right hooks are powerful; and as for our upper cuts ...

Now, he's progressed to teaching us how to kick box as well. And this is where my problem arises. Gravity, large boobs and kick boxing just don't go together.

18 comments:

Böbø said...

The things women claim to cover up advanced clumsiness.

Though I do fall over because I am tall and therefore have a high centre of gravity. That's just physics.

Liz said...

Ditto big bosoms, bobo!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Hmmm… I think I prefer big bosoms to kick boxers.

Merry said...

Excellent! Another good reason not to exercise :)

Besides, what have boxes ever done to me that I should go around kicking them? Peaceful coexistence with cardboard containers of all shapes and sizes, that's the ticket.

Mean Mom said...

You are very lucky to have somewhere to store your tissue. I have to push mine inside my sleeve.

Big boobies must surely be an advantage, with some hobbies, but I just can't think of any at the moment.

Lil Jimmy said...

I find I don't have this difficulty, Liz. For me, other things swing.

CherryPie said...

LOL

sally in norfolk said...

sorry to say I have never experianced having big bosoms... and dont think i would like too :-)

Suburbia said...

Great cartoon drawings, you could make a career out of that (drawing not big boobs!)

Neva said...

I don't have big ones but this is a hoot!!! I have a few friends who have this problem and I lament with them about it! Good drawings for stick people.....very cute!

leslie said...

When my Dad was trying to teach me to golf (which I still do not!), it was embarrassing to say the least to figure out whether the stance was arms below or above the bosom! LOL

But you've given me another excuse for not trying kick boxing! :D

Rose said...

Funny, funny cartoons. I'm with Suburbia, you could make a career out of this. Maybe sort of James Thurber--drawings to accompany your writing.
I don't have the problem of a large bosom, but still manage to fall over quite easily. Maybe I'm just a klutz.

Further on up the road said...

Learning more than I ever expected too here ....

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Yes, love the cartoons. Now you've started James off again!

Liz said...

I'm pleased to hear that, nick!

Indeed, merry, poor innocent boxes.

mean mom, they provide a stable base if you have to lean across the table to do a snooker thing - whatever you call hitting the ball with the bit of wood.

We all have our swinging bits, James.

Hi cherrypie.

Sally, they do have some benefits.

Suburbia, I could have been in carry On films.

leslie, I knew there was a good reason for not playing golf.

Hi, neva.

rose, truth be told, I think klutziness might have something to do with my problems too.

furtheron, I'm pleased to be able to help you in your understanding of womankind.

Hi welshcakes!

chux said...

Amazing how many replies you get if you mention big boobs! Just an observation :)he he

Susan said...

I am soooo behind on my reading~I love the pictures and I can so relate~gravity is not my friend!

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