Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Do I look like someone who knows?

I took Alfie Porsche to the garage today to fill him up. When I went in to pay, the lad at the desk said, 'Will you be needing any oil today, madam?'
I looked at him and laughed. 'Like I'm going to know!'
'Okay,' he said. 'Do you have any little red flashing lights?'
'Naah, mine are multi-coloured.'
He gave up then.

* * * * * * * * *

Does anyone else like undressing their Maltesers?

4 comments:

Further on up the road said...

I normally just crunch them, sometimes though I do suck all the chocolate off. I'm talking Maltesers here clearly in case of confusion.

Maggie May said...

Maltesers don't stay long in the mouth!

Thought the oil remark was hilarious!

Suburbia said...

Did you find the missing bit of your other car? You know, the essential bit that keeps the wheel on? Was it the same guy?!!!

Oh yes I do that to maltesers, yumm!

LAN said...

puma mens shoes
puma shoes
puma speed
nike shoes
nike air
nike air shoes
nike air max 90
nike air max 95
nike air max tn
nike air rift
nike shox r4
nike air max 360
nike shox nz
puma cat
air max trainers
mens nike air max
sports shoes
nike air rifts
nike air rift trainer
nike air
nike shoes air max
nike shoes shox
air shoes
Lucyliu IS Lucyliu
nike shoe cart
puma future
cheap puma
nike rift
jeans shop
diesel jeans
levis jeans
nike rift shoes
cheap nike air rifts
bape shoes