Last night, as I was getting ready for bed, I realised that I hadn't washed all day.
You see, I intended to do some cleaning and then shower. then I thought I'd shower before I went to the theatre in the evening. But then I lost my oomph and didn't go to the theatre so I thought I'd have a bath later. Then I got ready for bed and I realised ...
It's a good job I have to go out sometimes otherwise I would be living quite happily in my own little state of grime.
I'm going to have a shower now.