that I haven't?
She's tall, slim, gorgeous, English, young and a talented actress, okay, but apart from that? How come she gets to snog Orlando Bloom AND Johnny Depp? Right time, right place, who you know, I guess.
Spot the difference, go on ...
And how come it isn't illegal to sell chocolate, shortbread biscuits and other seasonal goodies at reduced-price after Christmas?
a) why don't they do that before Christmas?
b) how can I not buy when they're practically giving it away (1/4 price!)?