It seems that not only do I sleep through things at night, I also sleep through things at day.
Alun mentioned Geoff.
'Who?' I said.
'Geoff, in church; the man with one arm.'
'There's a man with one arm in church?!'
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A girl came to our door yesterday. She was selling 'organic horse manure'.
Does she mean from horses not fed on steroids or is it a good marketing ploy?