Wednesday, April 08, 2009

In the event of my death

I decided to combine cleaning the bathroom with bleaching my lip but I forgot I had a white moustache and licked my lip. If I die, please tell Husband what happened to me.

"She died cleaning." It would be quite a worthy epitaph. Better than "She died blogging after eating one too many Maltesers." Which is altogether more likely. And infinitely preferable.

11 comments:

  1. I gave up on that white stuff and just wax now. Go for it - it only hurts for a minute! lol

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  2. Ewww! Did it taste awful?!
    That's the trouble with multi-tasking you see, much better to be male and then you don't have to multi-task or bleach!!

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  3. Ha ha. At least you didn't go to the door or something.(Better off dead, right?) I too do the wax and tweezers thing. I wish there was a pill for it.

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  4. Multi tasking gone wrong!!!

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  5. Now what did I tell you? Housework is dangerous!! Stop it at once!

    ROFL!

    I hope you don't die. Really. I just wax'n'pluck mine. It's all they do at the salon.

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  6. So I come here, this is the last post, 6 comments, How long has it been then?

    Hello Liz... Please blog or comment asap to confirm the reports of your bleaching are great exagerated.

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  7. LOL

    Have a happy Easter anyway, Liz.

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  8. Anonymous3:56 pm

    you're locked in the bathroom waiting to be rescued by fireman are'nt you?!!

    A. xx

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  9. I'm just a coward, leslie!

    Yes, suburbia, it did!

    No, it was a good job nobody knocked or I would have forgotten and opened the door, nancy!

    I doubt my female abilities sometimes, cherrypie. I am no good at multi-tasking.

    Housework shold have a warning sign, jay, you're right.

    I'm still here, furtheron!

    And to you, james.

    They kept sending ugly ones but I told them it had to be a handsome hunky one, amanda!

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  10. Funny you should say that as today I thought up my epitaph in the bath:
    "Tho' oft sans lover or a dime
    she was an ace at wasting time."

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