Jolene

I was asked to make a short film of a talk on the bit in the bible about not judging. Writing the talk was fine: it only had to be ten minutes. Filming it less so.

First of all Husband worked out how to make the page in Word scroll so I could read off the laptop while being filmed. That was ingenious but distracting, and I decided I would be better off trying to sort of learn it. Note the 'sort of'. That's the problem.

I stutter and then panic and my mind goes blank. So far I've made two versions and I'll try cutting one of them smoothly to end up with a less blithering end product. 

Obviously before I could film myself I had to do my beautifying, which meant getting out the bleach. Now, can you guess the first thing I do when I take this box out of the cupboard?

In fact the thing I do every time I see it.