My latest article for The Bay magazine is available now online if you don't get it delivered - and it is a fairly small delivery area though it covers 15,000 homes.
Last week just before it was published the editor sent me a preview of the layout and illustration for my article. She explained that, Simon, the designer, just couldn't resist the image that sprang to his mind.
I showed it to Husband.
'Oh no,' he said. 'You didn't write about that, did you?'
'But people we know read this magazine!'
Here's the link in case you'd like to see what caused Husband such distress.