'Oh look, George, that's an unusual bird.'
'That's not a bird; it's a leaf. Get your glasses on, you blind old bat.'
'Hey, less of the old, please.'
'You said it.'
There's not much I could say to that.
Actually I may be a deaf old bat too.
A man and his dog approached us. The dog ran ahead to say hello to George and the man, as he passed me, said, 'Panyatatail?'
There wasn't much I could say to that either so I just smiled.