Sunday, April 21, 2013

School for husbands

'I'm fat.'

At first Husband doesn't say anything - bad in itself because, obviously I only said it to get him to deny it - and then he speaks, 'As you get old your bones grow more fragile so you need more fat to protect them.'

So I'm fat AND old?

Is there a school you can send husbands to?

8 comments:

Ole Phat Stu said...

No, but there is a school which teaches authors not to end sentences with a preposition ;-)

nick said...

But if he'd said,"No, no, you're adorably thin, there's not an ounce too many", you wouldn't believe him. So he can't win....

katney said...

Somehow all the comments are from men. Hm. The ladies know it is useless.

Liz said...

Rules can be broken if you know what you're doing, stu.

Of course not, nick!

I'm afraid so, katney.

Furtheron said...

If you do find one might be worth sending the details to my Mrs...

nick said...

I think the male equivalent is my spouse daring to suggest that my grey hairs are increasing.

Liz said...

I did think of you, furtheron!

I've mentioned that to husband who denies it vehemently!

Anne in Oxfordshire said...

You FAT!!! I doubt it ... :-)