'I'm fat.'
At first Husband doesn't say anything - bad in itself because, obviously I only said it to get him to deny it - and then he speaks, 'As you get old your bones grow more fragile so you need more fat to protect them.'
So I'm fat AND old?
Is there a school you can send husbands to?
8 comments:
No, but there is a school which teaches authors not to end sentences with a preposition ;-)
But if he'd said,"No, no, you're adorably thin, there's not an ounce too many", you wouldn't believe him. So he can't win....
Somehow all the comments are from men. Hm. The ladies know it is useless.
Rules can be broken if you know what you're doing, stu.
Of course not, nick!
I'm afraid so, katney.
If you do find one might be worth sending the details to my Mrs...
I think the male equivalent is my spouse daring to suggest that my grey hairs are increasing.
I did think of you, furtheron!
I've mentioned that to husband who denies it vehemently!
You FAT!!! I doubt it ... :-)
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