It turns out that when ... oh, no, it's not! My post is a complete nonsense because my memory lied to me. I could hear Doris Day (and it's only because I had to google her name that I've just realised I'm wrong) singing, 'Because, because, because,' so I was going to say that the correct title of the song, when properly translated from Italian, was 'Why? Because. Why?'
(Yes, I know it wasn't written in Italian to begin with but I was trying to make a joke, which has, has usual, backfired.)
But because (or perche as they spell it in Italian or perkay as I spell it) she actually sang, 'perhaps, perhaps, perhaps,' my post is, as I said rubbish.
But don't you love it that the Italian word for why is the same as the word for because?
Now I'm going to lie down now with a wet towel on my forehead.