Thursday, June 02, 2011

Have you been?

I went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, Doctor, I've got a lump in my neck.'
He said, 'Are you constipated?'

Obviously from the Welsh Mams' School of Medicine: 'Have you been today?'

It reminded me of another time I went to the doctor. I said, 'Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting headaches.'
He said, 'Jump up on the couch; I need to do an internal examination.'

2 comments:

Katney said...

Did he eventually get to your neck?

I wondered the other day when the GI doc wanted to listen to hubby's heart and lungs. They had, indeed, been listened to earlier in the day by others.

Liz Hinds said...

I suppose they have their reasons, katney. And yes he did.