Jesus in the toilet rolls

I had a strange sort of morning in work.

First I found baby Jesus where we normally keep the toilet rolls then I looked out of the window to find a flock of grazing sheep.

I know Jesus is called the Good Shepherd but it's not often that we get actual sheep at church. Afterwards I thought I should have made myself a piece of toast; I might have found a message from God on it.

(I know what you're thinking: why would a piece of toast be used as a divine messenger? I was wondering that myself. I blame Jams and his simulacra.)

Or perhaps the message was already there ... but I'm still struggling with the plot of last night's Zen so my brain is overloaded already.

You're all smart people; any ideas what God could be trying to tell me?