Husband drove me in and on the way we were discussing presents. He said, 'You're not getting much for Christmas.'
'That's all right as long as I get some of those little round chocolates that you can play marbles with.'
'I'm not playing marbles with you; you'd cheat and eat them all yourself.'
'I wasn't going to play marbles with you; I'm going to play with my invisible friend. She doesn't like chocolate so even if she wins I'll still get to eat the Maltesers.'
Husband patted me on the leg. 'Only you could lose to an imaginary friend.'
Well, she's very good at marbles.
As well as shopping I took my glasses into the optician's. There was much shaking of heads and oh dearing, so I've ordered new glasses. When Husband picked me up afterwards I was telling him this.
'It's nothing a bit of glue won't fix,' he said.
'That's only a stop gap measure. And anyway there was an offer to have 2 pairs of glasses for the price of one.'
'For two pairs.'
'You should get 25 pairs for that.'
I thought I might as well get it all over with so I said, 'And I paid £59 for a new bra.'
'That's cheap for you.'
Most of the weight I've lost seems to have gone off my boobs. I've gone from 34G at my finest hour to 34DD. It's very odd being able to cup one in my hand.