Tuesday, November 02, 2010

On his hands and knees

Poor Husband has spent the last three days on his hands and knees.

Step 1
Using expensive Heavy Duty Stone Tile Cleaner and scouring pads, scrub the kitchen floor. Leave to dry.

Step 2
When that doesn't work, go over it again with Cif cream cleanser and a scrubbing brush. Leave to dry.

Step 3
Apply Tile Sealer. Leave to dry.

Step 4
Apply 2nd coat of Tile Sealer. Leave to dry.

Step 5
Apply polish. Leave to dry.

Step 6
Apply 2nd coat of polish. Leave to dry.

Step 7

Will it work? Will it, if not stop the floor getting dirty, make it easier to clean? We can only wait and see.

For the time being no-one's allowed to use the back door and George is banned from the kitchen.


CherryPie said...

That sounds like a lot of hard work to me!

Ruth said...

There's something very appealing about a man on his hands and knees ;-)

nick said...

Hey, respect, bruvva, respect! No way I would go to those lengths. If the tiles are a bit grubby, too bad. It shows life is being lived hereabouts!