So, this afternoon, as I've run out of pills I really needed to get organised. And, of course, I couldn't find my prescription.
After much hunting and muttering I phoned to ask for a repeat repeat prescription.
'Because of the nature of your prescription you must report it to the police and then come back to us with an incident number before we can re-issue it.'
Nice police lady: where did you lose it to?
Me (biting my tongue to avoid saying if I knew where I'd lost it it wouldn't be lost): I might have posted it with some letters by mistake.
I have done some silly things in my life ...
P.S. On the plus side, while emptying my handbag in my search I came across a chocolate bar. Out of bad comes good.