It's an eye roll-on for men.
Yes, I knew you'd agree: it's what every father wants. What every man wants surely?
Last year I bought the female equivalent. It was advertised on tv as the most popular best-selling eye stuff in the universe. Every second of the day 73 women were buying it. So, being the gullible soul I am, and having bags under my eyes that have to be weighed before they let me on a plane, I bought it.
Sadly it didn't appear to make any difference whatsoever. But it did make me feel sick.
There was something about running the ball along that bit just under my eyes that turned my stomach.
So, for sale, one slightly used eye roll-on. Would make an ideal present for Father's Day.