A few of us gathered in Zac's this morning to sort donated clothes. Some really good quality things, including a sheepskin coat, were put in the recycling pile simply because they were too big. You don't get many fat people living on the streets. The good news is that a company pays for the unwanted clothes so Zac's benefits from the many donations in one way or another.
Anyway, just before we left we were standing around chatting and Bas looked at me and said, 'Have you got a black leather mini-skirt?'
'I just thought you'd make a good barmaid.'
Sean joined in, 'Don't encourage her: she's looking for an excuse to buy red stilettos.'
'To wear with my fishnet tights I suppose?'
Honestly, what kind of impression am I giving people?! I should be careful what I write on Facebook.