One of the walls we were painting in Zac's last night is in the Ladies'. Another of the walls in there has a recurring damp problem. I said, 'We need a poster to distract attention from the damp. It would have to be of bikers I suppose. Or George Clooney.'
'Peter Andre?!!!'
'I'm younger than you.'
I was so stung - there is no other word for it - except maybe bitterly hurt, broken-hearted, traumatised even - by that remark that I couldn't respond. But now I've been up to my elbows in bleach I've finally managed to come up with a retort. 'Age has nothing to do with it; it's a matter of good taste!'
Seriously, which would you prefer to see?
18 comments:
Definitely with you on that one Liz!
I agree with you! peter andre? come on!
DEFINITELY George Clooney! What is that girl THINKING????
Clooney all the way, but maybe I should ask my daughter. (I think she would opt for George, too.)
Or an equivlaent attractive woman who is in her 40s but George ill better than mr Himbo!
George Clooney
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Well, I agree with you, Liz, as I have no idea who Peter is. But my fortune cookie today said to compromise, so the question is, is there room for two posters even if there is not a second damp stain to cover?
Neither...Harrison Ford or Pierce Brosnan.
George for sure. Just like a good wine that gets better with age!
I accidentally googled for 'liz' and found www.spankingservices.net, is very funny!! what a way to earn £95/hour!
Well, if I were a gal (or even as a guy) it'd be George, no question. He just looks so suave and experienced and mischievous and generally good company.
George please.
Isn't Peter Andre tacky but? No wonder he married a glamma model who named herself after a Middle Eastern country ...
George Clooney.
Maybe this is an age thing???
George gets my vote....yep.
Clooney. If I couldn't have Johnny Depp.
You did see my post about finding Johnny Depp in a loo in Wendover, didn't you? It was a chocolaterie, too!
George is clearly the winner! Thank you all!
George any day!
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