Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Let's get political

'If Prime Minister Putin can release a video, so can I,' says British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown.In an attempt to restore his failing ratings, Gordon Brown has released an instructional video in the art of Scottish country dancing. 'Manners - and the ability to dozy-do - maketh man,' said the dour Scot at the launch.

Supporters of the prime minister are enthusiastic about the video. 'It will get young people off the streets and into the church halls,' said one source close to the prime minister.

No-one at Conservative Central Office was available to comment but it's rumoured that David Cameron is currently away filming a 'How to talk like they do in Eastenders,' video.