I put some eggs on to boil for my lunch and, while they were cooking, I left two slices of bread sticking out of the toaster ready to be toasted. I left the kitchen and came into the study. Shortly after I heard a noise: George had stolen and was eating one slice of bread.
So much for my plan of eating before and in front of him in order to establish myself as alpha dog. Delta dog is more like.
And, what's more, the bread I'm eating is Kingsmill's new seed bread. Husband likes it but I feel like a parrot!