I went for my mammogram today. When I got back, Younger Son said, 'Where did you say you were going?'
'For a mammogram.'
'What's that?'
'It's when they put your boobies between two metal plates then squish them together until your eyes pop out.'
'Oh. It's not like a strippergram then?'
8 comments:
Bless him - did he really think you'd been...?
No...they're NOTHING like a strippergram, ha! Oh the things that come out of the mouths of our babes, even when they're all grown, lol! It's almost time for me to schedule mine too. Ugh!
This one made me laugh...lots of emotions here today!
I have only had one of those things once in my life and my sisters keep nagging at me to go. But I absolutely hate the whole process....
Well-put! :)
I once saw a cartoon where a woman is describing a mammogram: "Imagine putting your breast inside the refrigerator door and then slamming it shut."
I think that sums it up rather well!
Ha!! I can get onto the blog now without crashing! I trust you are OK?
Yep, the innocence of youth. Would he have known if you said "Candygram?"
Strippergram? The kid's a gentleman of the world.
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