Thursday, May 22, 2008

The innocence of youth

I went for my mammogram today. When I got back, Younger Son said, 'Where did you say you were going?'
'For a mammogram.'
'What's that?'
'It's when they put your boobies between two metal plates then squish them together until your eyes pop out.'
'Oh. It's not like a strippergram then?'


Anonymous said...

Bless him - did he really think you'd been...?

MissKris said...

No...they're NOTHING like a strippergram, ha! Oh the things that come out of the mouths of our babes, even when they're all grown, lol! It's almost time for me to schedule mine too. Ugh!

Suburbia said...

This one made me laugh...lots of emotions here today!

leslie said...

I have only had one of those things once in my life and my sisters keep nagging at me to go. But I absolutely hate the whole process....

Rose said...

Well-put! :)
I once saw a cartoon where a woman is describing a mammogram: "Imagine putting your breast inside the refrigerator door and then slamming it shut."
I think that sums it up rather well!

Anonymous said...

Ha!! I can get onto the blog now without crashing! I trust you are OK?

Joy Des Jardins said...

Yep, the innocence of youth. Would he have known if you said "Candygram?"

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Strippergram? The kid's a gentleman of the world.

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