Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Do I look like someone who knows?

I took Alfie Porsche to the garage today to fill him up. When I went in to pay, the lad at the desk said, 'Will you be needing any oil today, madam?'
I looked at him and laughed. 'Like I'm going to know!'
'Okay,' he said. 'Do you have any little red flashing lights?'
'Naah, mine are multi-coloured.'
He gave up then.

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Does anyone else like undressing their Maltesers?

3 comments:

Furtheron said...

I normally just crunch them, sometimes though I do suck all the chocolate off. I'm talking Maltesers here clearly in case of confusion.

Maggie May said...

Maltesers don't stay long in the mouth!

Thought the oil remark was hilarious!

Suburbia said...

Did you find the missing bit of your other car? You know, the essential bit that keeps the wheel on? Was it the same guy?!!!

Oh yes I do that to maltesers, yumm!