I don't watch a lot of television and when I do, it's usually BBC. On those rare occasions when I tune in to ITV, I turn into my granny.
'They're not advertising that on television, surely?'
First it was towels with wings, then sachets for cystitis, but last night was the end: Soften hard stools with Dulcoease.
In the words of Victor Meldrew, 'I don't believe it!'