Alun's computer in work doesn't have such a good spam-zapper as mine so every now and then something creeps in. Like yesterday morning, when an email arrived that kept us amused for some time - remember it is a church office and we are innocent souls making our own entertainment!
I'll just report what it was advertising and let you add your own punchlines.
1) Super Viagra - lasts for 36 hours
2) Viagra Professional
3) Viagra Soft
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Why did he wait until break of day when that man drove away? Why didn't he step in and stop Delilah's fun earlier? Was he a coward? Too scared to face the other man? And how did he just happen to have a knife in his hand? No, your honour, I put it to you that this was not the spur of the moment action of a heartbroken man; it was pre-meditated murder!
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