Thursday, April 20, 2006

His secret obsession

Husband is on holiday at the moment. Or rather on leave to do stuff around the house, garden. cars.

He got up first this morning (to be fair, he gets up first most mornings) leaving me in bed waiting for my cup of tea. Time passed and I began to wonder if he'd forgotten about me. At last he came back up with my tea and looking sheepish.
'I've just bought a video,' he says.
'Oh, yes?'
'Six of the Best.'
'Oh, yes?'
'The Glory Years of England Rugby.'
'Oh.'

Some husbands have a secret obsession with porn; mine's is Martin Johnson.

I can live with that. I have no objection to watching videos of rugby players in action. Especially in the showers.

5 comments:

Anna said...

I would like to point out that Steve doesn't have a secret obsession with porn.

Furthermore, he is mortified that I wrote about the porn on my blog. And in case you didn't realise it, I wasn't being humorous when I said he picked them up to keep them away from the children. He really did - which is possibly the worst thing about the whole situation.

Liz Hinds said...

I wasn't talking about Steve! I meant generally!

Tim said...

I can't believe you've done it again Liz - rugby players in action in the showers?! Men are more than just sexual objects - we're people with feelings - perv!

Liz Hinds said...

I knew it would get you, Tim. That's the only - well, one of the - reasons I put it in.

Shirley said...

I dunno about the showers some of those guys are chunky!
I get weak kneed watching the All Blacks doing their thang before a match *swoon*